There’s just something about a man covered in blood that gets me alarmingly hot.
For Halloween, SnapChat should add a person standing in the background only after you take the picture.
Adulthood is just a struggle to allocate a dwindling number of fucks to an increasing number of tasks.
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
I mean I can see why
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Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum 3
“Oh I love the Jews”
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Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
He fucking booped him
He literally said “boop” I’m dead
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